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MEANWHILE IN AUSTRALIA

BOBBLE-HEADED BIRDS

RABBITS MATING WITH RATS

TINY HERBIVOROUS BEARS

PLUSH TOYS MAGICALLY COME TO LIFE

LIZARDS-

 WHAT THE FUCK

WALKING FEATHER DUSTERS

THE FUCK IS THIS IDEK BUT IT DESERVES A HUG

THE MOST FABULOUS BIRDS SINCE FLAMINGOS

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING IT’S LIKE A DOG BRED WITH A MEERKAT

WELL IT’S PRETTY CUTE I G- JESUSFUCK

AND MORE LIZARDS

FUCK MAN EVERYWHERE HAS LIZARDS WHAT’S THE BIG D- WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AND WHATEVER THIS THING IS WILL FUCK UP A HONEY BADGER

WHAT YOU THINK CUZ IT’S LIKE 80% DESERT HERE WE DON’T GOT PENGUINS FUCK YOU WE GOT PENGUINS IN SWEATERS

HEY I THINK YOU SAW THIS ONE IN A MUSEUM ONCE

ALSO HEY ENJOY OUR BEAUTIFUL BEACHES ALSO THIS FUCKER

AND THIS GUY

AND THIS GUY WANTS TO KILL YOU TOO

AND HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS THING

JESUS CHRIST THEY COME IN POCKET VERSIONS

BACK TO THINGS THAT WANT YOU DEAD

WEREN’T EXPECTING THAT WERE YOU.

SO YEAH, COME VISIT AUSTRALIA.

WE’RE ALL FUCKING WAITING WITH OUR WEIRD SHIT.

P.S.

This is the best post on tumblr.

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jbuenowod:

I think I get it now.

jbuenowod:

I think I get it now.

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1. Everyone older than you is “aunty” or “uncle”.

2. Don’t drive Saddle Road with pork in your car.

3. Dont whistle at night; the night marchers will find your ass.

4. “Haole”.

5. We make the best coffee. THE BEST.

6. We eat spam for dinner. JUST spam. Maybe with nori and rice.

7. But we eat rice with everything.

8. We can actually pronounce these words: kalanianaole, likelike, aiea.

9. Don’t go swimming in the Alawai.

10. Zippy’s Chili.

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chazer:

My heart… Life is so beautifully cruel.

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xiximcmxciv:

When I’m at mass, I can’t help but break down a little. I realized, God is the only one I can really turn to. He can help me ease the pain and remind me that all these troubles are worthy - Worth trying, and worth fighting. No matter how much I just want to fall flat, he’s constantly reminding me how strong i am within. I can never find any greater source of love, care, and hope from anyone else, but he, himself, The Greatest.

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kansaikid:

tyjikun:

“You’re a wizard harry” LOL 

wow, this shit is still going around. And i’m still a wizard…cheehee! 

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